Douluo Dalu: The Goddesses Know My Secrets

This is a work of fan fiction. All rights belong to its original author. Lin Qingmo just transmigrated into the Douluo Continent — and accidentally dragged his entire online fan group along with him! Excited for a chill new life, he figured he'd share his “thrilling adventures” with the group chat... maybe even copy some homework along the way. Easy mode, right? Except there's one small problem: every single group member turns out to be a legendary figure from Douluo Continent itself. 【Ice and Snow Maiden】 → the Snow Empress. 【Pope Herself】 → Bibi Dong. 【Evil Soul Master Saintess】 → Ma Xiaotao. And Lin Qingmo? He's been casually roasting all of them in the chat this whole time — with zero idea who he's actually talking to. Now the real deals are logging in, and they are not happy: Ma Xiaotao: “Me? Saintess of the Evil Soul Master Cult? Excuse me?” Bibi Dong: “Heh. Crazy, cold-blooded, and ruthless — me? Interesting.” Gu Yuena: “I'd fall for a human and betray my soul beast kind? Impossible.” Qian Renxue: “Call me love-struck one more time. I dare you. Angelic Holy Sword incoming.” Hu Liena: “I'm not an ingrate — I'm a little fox.” Goddess of Life: “Betray my lover? Never. Absolutely never.” One roast at a time, Lin Qingmo has managed to embarrass himself in front of literally every powerful figure on the continent — and there's no taking it back now. Lin Qingmo: “...” Lin Qingmo: “Guys. Brothers. Is there any way to fix this?”